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« ريفرشمنت با جوس! | Main | فی فی جون، بيا بريم پاری! »

July 30, 2004

قر زنی شتابزده

قُر زنی شتابزده!اينروزها راستش اتفاقات زياد جالبی نمی
افته که براتون بلاگش کنم. بعد از مسافرت شيراز، دوروز ديگه موزه ايران باستان بودم و داشتم پروژه رو تموم می کردم، بقيه وقت هم به لهو و لعب با
دوستان گذشت و از اين حرفها!
اما چيز جالبی که من متوجه شدم اينه که بعضی از مردم، روزنامه نمی خونند و
اخبار نگاه نمی کنند که اعصابشون از شنيدن اخبار خرد نشه. قضايای ما اما
جور ديگريست. اخيرا" متوجه شدم که من تلويزيون نگاه نمی کنم و روزنامه نمی
خونم و راديو هم گوش نمی کنم که مجبور نشم اشتباهات املايی و دستوری و
ساختاری موجود درشون رو تحمل کنم. اخبارگوها و نويسنده ها اشتباهات چنان
فاحشی می کنند که يا آدم خنده اش می گيره، يا از عصبانيت می خواد موهای سر
خودش رو از ريشه بکّنه!
برای مثال: شبکه اول امروز در «راستای» سال پاسخگويی ملت به دولت، داشت
تبليغ يک برنامه جديد رو می کرد که مخصوص پاسخگويی مسئولانه به مردم. تا
اينجاش درست، اما اسم برنامه جالبه: «پرسمان»! ای دل غافل! کدوم شيرپاک
خورده ای پسوند «مان» فنارسوی (مثل «راندمان») رو به خورد زبان فارسی داد؟
اول گفتمان داشتيم که از بعضی سياستمداران فعلی بعيد نبود، اما حالا متولی
فرهنگ مملکت، برامون پرسمان درآورده! پسوند حالت نقلی در فارسی، «-ِش»
هستش، مفهوم سوال رو می شه با کلمه «پرسش» نشان داد، يا اگر منظور پرسيدن
و جواب متقابله، پرسش و پاسخ، اما «پرسمان» حيوانيست که از شتر-گاو-پلنگ
هم غريبتر است و با هيچ چسبی به بيخ ريش زبان فارسی نمی چسبد.
زياده جسارت است.

Posted by Khodadad at July 30, 2004 01:07 PM

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