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July 02, 2004

بازهم تهران

بازهم تهرانزندگی کردن توی تهران خيلی صبر می خواد،
حتما"! من متاسفانه يا خوشبختانه، بعد از سن هيجده سالگی توی اين شهر
زندگی نکردم، يعنی هيچوقت توی تهران مجبور به کار کردن و پول درآوردن
نبودم. مطمئنم که کار سختيست و به اونهايی که هرروزه مشغول انجام دادنش
هستند، درود می فرستم!
اما کار من توی اين شهر شده انتقاد! يعنی بقول بعضی ها، شايد کنار گود
ايستادم و می گم لنگش کن. واقعا" نمی دوم انتظار داشتن اينکه توی يک
خيابان دو خطه، دو ماشين از کنار هم بروند و نه سه يا چهار ماشين و يا
اينکه اگر کسی می خواد سمت چپ بپيچه، اينکار رو از طرف چپ خيابان انجام
بده نه از طرف راست، آيا واقعا" زياديه؟ واقعا" ده قدم راه رفتن و آشغالها
رو در ظرف آشغال انداختن بجای جوبهای کنار خيابان، کار شاقيه؟ برای
شهرداری چقدر خرج داره که در هر محله، حتی با کمک مالی خود اهالی، يک سطل
آشغال بزرگ نصب کنه که مردم آشغالهاشون رو توی اون بريزند و نه کنار
خيابان و جوب و رودخانه و درخت؟
حالا از همه اينها گذشته، واقعا" کار غير ممکنيه که از يکنفر يا دونفر که
اين زبون لامصب انگليسی رو خوب بلدند، تقاضا کنند که قبل از ساختن اين
علامتهای بزرگ خيابانی، يک نظر متنشون رو نگاه کنند و از اين آبروريزی
املايی و انشايی و ساختاری جلوگيری کنند؟
اصلا" اين ويروس انگليسی نوشتن از کی توی تن مردم افتاده؟ گريلد چيکن برگر
ديگه چه موجوديه؟ چرا آدم وقتی توی يک کافه (کافی شاپ!!! جل الخالق!)
نشسته، به دست آدم «تيک اوت منو» می دهند (پنج دقيقه طول کشيد تا من بفهمم
اين به چه زبونيه!)؟ از همه خنده دار تر، علامتهای بزرگيه که سردر اين
غذاخوری های رنگ و وارنگ که همه شبه-غذاهای يک شکل می فروشند قرار داره:
«فست فود»! انگار افتخاره! در شرايطی که در امريکا کتابهای مختلفی بر عليه
فرهنگ غذای فوری مثل مک دونالد و تاکو بل و برگر کينگ چاپ می شوند و
فيلمهای مستند هم ساخته می شه که نشون می ده چقدر اين غذاها برای سلامتی
بد هستند و در چاقی مفرط مردم امريکا و حمله قلبی، نقش اصلی رو بازی می
کنند، ما در مملکت کباب و ديزی، فست فود بخور شده ايم! حالا خنده دار
اينجاست که در هيچ جای جهان، کسی سردر مغازه اش نمی نويسه «فست فود»، اما
در مملکت گل و بلبل، با چراغ نئون هم نوشته می شه! هنر نزد ايرانيان است و
بس!!
اگر دلتون می خواد گزارش من رو از سفر ايذه بخونيد، لطفا" به اينجا مراجعه کنيد!

Posted by Khodadad at July 2, 2004 01:47 PM

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July 02, 2004

بازهم تهران

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