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« برای خالی نبودن عريضه! | Main | لينکدونی! »

December 07, 2004

نوشته های تلغرافی

اسکندر بدک نبود (خودش که هيچ، فيلمش رو مقصودم بود!)

از نظر تاريخی، زياد خودتون رو اذیت نکنید، نگاه اوليور ستون به تاريخ انگار مثل نگاه علی حاتمیه خودمونه («من برداشت خاص خودم رو از تاريخ دارم»)

از نظر تفريحی، فيلم خوبی بود، ببينيدش.

چرا دختر شاه سغدستان، سياهپوست بود؟

بقيه سغدی ها هم يا مغول بودند يا نيجريه ای.

جنگهای اسکندر به نبرد گوگملا تقليل داده شده بود: مشتی نمونه خروار؟

اسکندر انگار جرج بوش دوران باستان بوده.

در گوگملا، شمال بين النهرين و حدود 100 کيلومتری بابل، اسکندر به سربازانش می گفت: ايرانی ها بدون دليل می جنگند، اما شما برای دفاع از خانه و زندگيتون می جنگيد!!!

خانه و زندگی سربازان اسکندر در مقدونيه است.

خانه و زندگی ايرانی ها در بين النهرين و شرق.

هيچ ذکر مختصری هم از سوختن تخت جمشيد نشد.

اسکندر مو بور و چشم آبی بود و با لهجه اسکاتلندی حرف می زد.

سربازان اسکندر از فيلم «شجاع دل» مل گيبسون آمده بودند: غير از لهجه اسکاتلندی، موقع جنگ نعره می زدند.

اسکندر از پسرها خوشش ميامده: چند بار بايد اين مسئله رو به ما گوشزد می کردند؟

اگر زياد جدی نگيريدش، بد نيست.


Posted by Khodadad at December 7, 2004 11:44 AM

Comments

ببینم حضرت مستطاب عالی که شما باشین زنده این هنوز؟کجایی؟
بعد ببینم خواهر آنجلینا جولی فیلم رو مدنظر نگرفته بودی!

Posted by: Sina at December 7, 2004 03:20 PM

ما زنده و پاینده، به کوری چشم دشمنان! مشغول علم تحصيلات کردن، خذمت شما. اما این فيلم رو آنجلينا ژولی هم نمی تونست نجات بده!

Posted by: Khodadad at December 8, 2004 11:03 AM

It is quite remarkable that in a 3 hour movie, half of which at the very least is the presentation of blood and gore, not a single attempt is made to portray the Persian court or the politics that would have led to the decadent state of affairs of Darius. I would hardly call this worth watching. Furthermore from the Iranocentric perspective, the only one I could with any degree of integrity claim, the complete disregard for the first ever federative system of governance that was the Iranian Shahanshahi is protrayed as disorganised and non-differentiable. It does not at all come accross in the movie that the army of Darius would have been made of many nationalities with many different customs and manners. All sorts of beduin looking people in the most disorganized arrangements are supposed to stand in for an imperial army. This does not even honor the true feat that is thought to make Alexander and what he pulled, great. You mention the daughter of the Soghdian king. It is good to keep in mind that she is referred to, in the film and in the reviews of it that I have reviewed as a peasant girl. There are also many other minute historical inacurracies that I had hoped would provide a spring board for someone like you, Khodadad, who studies the matter, to take on the subject and illuminate the dark points for us all... It would take me much more research to try and perform that... But the matter mentioned by the NIAC-fuehrer, Mr. Parsi and on which you also touch here, is the play on the possibility of viewing Oliver Stone who is as far as my certainly shoddy memory tells me has always been on the left of the left in various Democratic conventions, as an agent of the neocon evil-doer propagandists... Here I would just say that Eurocentrism is much more dangerous at the hands of the leftist goody-goodies, because the hoi polloi tends to humor them more as the upholders of righteousness and justice, Jesus-Christ style, without mentioning the name of the unnamable.
Best,
Amir

Posted by: Amir at December 8, 2004 11:09 AM

Asaab khoord kon bood, hamino bas.

Posted by: Jamak at December 8, 2004 03:02 PM

خوب بابا جان دعوا كه نداريم.. 7 دولار رو به خودم بونس ميدم ..نميرم ببينمش D:

Posted by: BaHaar at December 8, 2004 11:32 PM

سلام جالب بود.... به من هم سری بزنید

Posted by: pakdel at December 9, 2004 04:46 PM

خيلى موافقم. جدى نگرفنتش راه مناسبيه. البته خوبى‌ش اينه كه تو گيشه هم زياد جدى گرفته نشده و در نتيجه فرصت مناسبى براى حال دادن شديدتر به ايرانيان سوخت و رفت هوا، اون هم به دست استون!
راستى، چيزى درباره تغيير خط فارسى نوشتم كه چون مى‌دونم مخالفى خواستم دعوتت كنم به خوندنش.
پايدار باشى، و به اميد ديدار!
دامون

Posted by: پادساعت‌گرد at December 14, 2004 09:04 PM