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October 22, 2006
Practical Advice
"How To Clean Your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely
The Dog"
Posted by Khodadad at October 22, 2006 10:05 PM
Comments
i have a technical question...won't the cat go down the drain after three or four flushings?
Posted by: Negar at October 22, 2006 11:32 PM
You are a sick psycho! I'm wondering what shideh will say about this! :D
Posted by: lady sun at October 23, 2006 12:11 AM
Khodadad, did you have help from Hapoo to write this? :) I agree with Lady Sun, you are a sick, sick man! Btw, I think this would work best with a Persian cat. ;)
Posted by: David at October 23, 2006 11:03 AM
Well, I don't actually suggest you do it, but if you do, I have to go with David and strongly suggest Persian cats. The Siamese might work too, but avoid the Pharaoh ones...
Posted by: khodadad at October 23, 2006 02:52 PM
YOU'RE DEAD!!
Posted by: shideh at October 26, 2006 05:16 PM